Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in wishiwerealive's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
1:58 pm	condolences-not my favourite activity Another friend's dad passes away and i don't have what it takes to condole the guy. It has happened before. Whenever someone dies i just don't know what to tell the ones that are left behind. Of course i can read lines off books and recite with a lot of expression on my face saying how sorry i am. But i don't. I usually wait for a while until the shock for the bereaved has faded off. I have achieved this by turning off my cell for 3 days in a row/not going online/putting up acts like i was out of town for a while/threatening the guy who told me about it to act like he never told me. I once even acted like i was getting bad reception on my cell and terminated the call midway, as my friend was telling me that his uncle passed away. True story. Its been two weeks now since this guy's dad passed away and i haven't spoken to him yet. What scares me is that i'd rather not talk to the guy for ever than have to condole him. Not a joke. I have done that with another friend. I know its a bad thing but i would change if i knew how. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
1:14 am	All done Done with Singapore. Back to good ol' India (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
10:37 am	Them exams again fuckin....... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
8:42 pm	i'm a horrible person? Well screw you. My friends hate me.I just revealed the fact that i do not like anybody eating from my plate or even sucking off my straw. Nobody realised this in six years that we've known each other. Whenever somone eats from my plate, i get disgusted, fiddle with the food and finally throw it off or i just say that i'm not hungry anymore and let the 'friend' finish it. Nobody suspected anything until this past week. Infact they all called me a small eater when actually i was so bloddy hungry but just felt gross to finish it after it was tainted. Anyway, now that i've told them about this, they say i should have told them earlier. And they are pissed off. Actually they are just feeling guilty but either way i've been labelled a horrible fellow. I just don't understand. Why the fuck can't people eat from their own fuckin plates.Even worse is when someone licks your icecream. That is by far the most disgusting thing to do. I don't want a layer of foreign saliva on my 'banana split'. Is that too much to ask for. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 7th, 2006
8:23 am	Cleared 'em fuckers yay! i got through all of my papers. Those sleepless nights worked. woo hoo! Still got the orals though. And i spent the last week on a cruise. A lot of pampering round the clock. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
3:19 am	Must not sleep......must not sleep...... Must not sleep, must not. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 13th, 2006
1:55 am	More coffee....more.....more........moooooooooo........nooooooo Have slept a total of 7 hours in 4 days and the toughest exam is 2 days away, which means 2 more days of no sleep. I hate coffee, but that's all i have to cling on to.Yet again for the 21st year of schooling,i have realised that studying at the last minute does NOT help.Write it down in bold,people. Last minute studying does NOT help.Fuck. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 6th, 2006
6:18 pm	Is it 2006 yet? I feel Dementia's setting in.I am absolutely unaware of current affairs. I haven't wanked off in the past couple months. I have not played football for about a month now. I've been on one date in 4 months which was bloody disastrous and i have lost interest in staring at cleavages/asses/dogs humping/cockroaches mating and all those natural things. All i do is attend classes,stare at blank space for prolonged periods of time, sit on the net, make stupid posts on a bunch of sites and have food whenever brain wants me to. I'm a couple of weeks short of Alzheimer's disease. In a way, i feel exams are good. Got them on the 10th of the month. So i'll start studying now and will probably beat the disease.I'll have to study really hard if i want to get a raise. There should be a financial incentive for everything. What also worries me, is my thirst for money in huge proportions. Also my lust to spend money. If i continue living this way, i will be truly fucked by December 11th 2009( That's based on my incoming-outgoing money ratio thingy). So i've decided to get my ass of this chair and get on with life and limit my spending. P.S. For those(well, those 5 people on my friends list) who relate with me, listen to Macy Gray's "Do something") (41 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
11:26 pm	My worst date ever So we're on a second date. The only reason i was going on a second date was because i didn't want to be labelled a jerk. I confess, i did not like her looks-screw all you people who're judging me right now. So i acted like i was interested in meeting her a second time and was going to tell her that i was not interested in the nicest way possible. Anyway I knew the movie was at 1900, but i had not got the tickets as i had promised. Laziness.So we reach the complex. And the only available tickets was for the 2330 show. I had 5 hours to kill with this girl i could not stand. When i'm not interested, i follow the regular dating rules, coffee,movies ice cream and sex. Only ,the damn movie was 5 hours into the evening and sex,tonight, was a no no. I slowly realised that she too was having a tough time putting up with me. We both wanted to leave but didn't know how to make it obvious.I tried everything from talking about the Canadian dollar in Eastern Uganda to performing 'the disappearing card trick' for a kid at the next table. Nothing worked. She was bored and so was i. At about 2000,she went to use the bathroom and never came back. Realising she somehow managed to escape through some exit, i sat there and ordered a second helping ,so people wouldn't know she left in that manner. I sent a few messages to myself on the phone and after a while let the ring tone 'play', answered the mock call and left in a hurry like someone wanted me to get somewhere soon. Nobody suspected a thing. (59 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
11:38 pm	Oasis. Half an hour back i was within 50m of Liam and Noel Gall... galllag.....gallagge......those brother guys in the band yeah. Was a super evening. I was hoping Liam would get pissed off and spit on me or something and hey, no crazy girls this time. Know why?. I got drunk before the concert. Its just so i'd act as crazy as they if need be.Hee hee....I'm still a little shaky, so i have to get some sleep. (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 20th, 2006
11:17 am	When girls go crazy I'd been to a Franz Ferdinand concert last night. Awesome show. They only have two albums and still managed a concert. Coming thursday i have tickets for an Oasis concert. Life's so freaking good. Atleast for the time being. Anyway, this post isn't about bands or performances. It is about how terrified i am by girls at concerts. Its like....like......like they're uncontrollable. I had the cheapest tickets for the show. The most expensive ones were free standing.Two minutes into the first song this bunch of 18-21 year old girls come up right infront of us and block our view. We were all supposed to be seated. When questioned about their behaviour in the most poilte manner, they grew wild with anger asking me to leave them alone and stuff.And the rest of the crowd, who had a super view of the stage looked at me wondering why i was troubling the poor girls who were there just to watch their favourite band perform. For a moment i felt like their mother holding them back. Terrified at the sudden outburst and feeling like a jerk i dropped back into my seat with only the warmth of it for consolation. To add to my pain, my friends who were with me found the situation extremely funny. And this is not the first time. A couple of years back i was lucky to win tickets for the Mtv Asia Awards. Catfights galore. Robbie Williams passes by and these girls are busy tearing at each others clothes.(I got to see half a boob that night). Anyway the point being, girls at concerts, in my opinion are unfriendly people. Though the thought of the Oasis concert on thursday makes me happy,there's something inside telling me "Leave us alone you ******* son of a ****** bitch". (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 13th, 2006
5:21 pm	Oh, so you are a social drinker. What exactly is social drinking?. Maybe i haven't got it right. But what is the point of drinking if you do not get high at the end of it all. Some define social drinking as an obligation to social and family customs.I was mislead by a 'friend' who drove me into thinking that getting stoned was a bad thing. All right, ok now, don't jump to conclusions.Hear me out. He told me the corniest thing ever" Social drinking complements the pleasures of life.Its not an event by itself but an accompaniment to other activities." The asshole. We don't speak anymore. my motto is ' Drink till you have lost respect for yourself or do not drink at all'. We all know that alcohol is bad for health. Drinking in small quantities at periodic intervals is in no way better than getting absolutely sloshed. You will be screwing up your health even if you drink in small quantities. Now why would someone infect their liver for nothing. Since its getting screwed anyway, you might as well save it up for the weekend and get really drunk. So,i'd say go out there and drink in large quantities,just not as often as social drinkers drink in small quantities. Get high and act like a jerk. Infact while you're at it, punch a few of those pretentious motherfuckers who call themselves social drinkers. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
10:01 pm	Does this happen to a lot of people? Since a whole load of people are making summaries of the year that's past, i thought i'd do something like that too. Got down to it and realised i remember nothing. Nothing interesting has happened in my life this past year. There is not one event that i can pen down. When i say nothing, i mean absofuckinutely nothing. Is this normal? Does this happen to a lot of people. P.S. Oh yeah there's one thing i remember. Sadly, it happens to be the day i beat my bro in a ps2 wrestling game and that was 5 days back. Before that...nothing! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, December 19th, 2005
2:31 am	King Kong Kicks some serious Dino Ass I was wrong.........so wrong. I was positive that there just would not be another movie that would get me as thrilled as Terminator 2 or Jurassic Park did. But Peter Jackson has pulled off a miracle. King kong is an awesome movie. Well its 3 hours long, but you don't realise it until the very end, when you have to pull those briefs out of your butt crack. There's loads of action even before the Gorilla's on the screen. It's only around the 50th minute that King Kong actually makes his appearance in the movie. The movie's got everything you would ever imagine. Imagination runs wild throughout the movie.....realistic wild.....not just wild wild. There are stunts in the movie that have not been thought of before, like huge creatures hanging off.........all right am not going to spoil it for y'all.And they have made maximum use of the characters, the Dinos, the roaches, leeches, and the Gorilla itself. I saw the movie twice in three days. The one scene that kicks ass is the pile up. Huge pile up after a stampede. Very subtle comedy too. I for one always say that movies are predictable. But this one wasn't, though i knew the story. That's how good it is. For all those people who are sick and tired of the Harry Potter series and The Chronicles of Narnia...... (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
1:04 am	Another one of those things How come the paper we use is long(lengthwise) and not broad. We do write in rows, so would it not have been practical to just make paper that was broad rather than long. Maybe it was because chinese calligraphy came into existence long before any other writing and, to add to it, they invented paper. The rest of the world, just couldn't get their challenged selves to think straight, and make paper in a dimension that suited their writing.And this slackness has in a way shaped our lives, ok not our lives but a lot many things we use in our everyday life, like books, files,table drawers,shelves, shirt pockets(pocket sized notebooks), cell phone screens, news papers, oh yeah the newspapers they're printed in columns for crying out loud- not enough space in the column on page 1, what do they do: Contd. on pg 8, that's what it says,its the same with all the newspapers. They even go to the extent of s p r e a d i n g a word to fill up a row in one of those thin columns, but they just will not have broader rows. Stupid forefathers. Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: les chorisetes (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
4:33 pm	Proverbs: Now who started that crap? I really don't get it.Why do people use proverbs to prove their point.Last night, me and my foe, we're on this subject of whether the name given to our profession was appropriate. The conversation started off very well, but when it became obvious that i couldn't be more right, he began pulling out proverbs(not sure if they're all called proverbs) and famous statements that just could not be used in the context of our conversation. He's not the only one though. I feel no proverb is appropriate in any situation however similar one might find it to be to the context. They should eliminate proverbs from the school syllabus. Kids shouldn't be exposed to proverbs. It would only make them more dumb. Worst of all some of these liners don't make sense in their own perspective. Like those people who say " Work comes after success only in the dictionary". What the .....? Aah....screw them. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 4th, 2005
1:41 pm	The reason people have pets All right now , first thing i hate any kind of creature that doesn't just have two legs like normal people. let's talk about the most popular canine, the four legged dog.......cute,small, kickable,fluffy, yes yes all that, but flip the little thing over and it's got like six or eight boobs. I haven't really counted them to the dot only because it's disgusting, and the people who'd actually like this 4 legged 8 boobed creature......disgusting, that is all i can say.....disgusting...... fuckin dog lovers! Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: paul oakenfold (2 Comments |Comment on this)